But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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