hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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