i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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