the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I need a burrito and a hug.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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