he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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