I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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