I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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