man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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