I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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