god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
