she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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