whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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