i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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