I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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