Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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