At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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