yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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