After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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