DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
