did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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