its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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