We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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