she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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