it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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