im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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