no, he came in my armpit
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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