I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Someone came in the potted fern
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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