You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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