my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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