it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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