I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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