idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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