I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
