I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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