yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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