Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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