i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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