I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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