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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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