ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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