That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
