I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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