She announced her abortion via fbk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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