I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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