oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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