At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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