I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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