Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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