Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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