is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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