Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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