Sponge bath it is.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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