I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
