Your dad touched me again.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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