I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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